Ten years ago to the day, Margaret was born to my sister and her husband. Next came Thomas and then Benjamin. Of course, once your parents have grandchildren, you lose a lot of your own hard-earned protagonism, but still I have so much fun with my niece and nephews. Sprinkles, tinkles, nutter butters, and all. I love you, Margaret, and happy birthday!
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Yo quiero mucho a Laura. Es amiga mía y es una de las personas que más quiero en este país y en este mundo. Hace ya 3 años que nos conocemos. La conocí cuando trabajaba como monitora en mi gimnasio y cuando yo era el socio más guapo. Pero Laura tenía apenas 22 añitos y en aquel entonces era demasiada joven para mí. Irónicamente ahora que va a cumplir 26 en breve ya es muy mayor para mi gusto, aunque con la velocidad que mejora, con 27 no sabré que hacer. Nuestra relación es de lo más curioso. Hemos montado un pequeño juego que ha podido mantener lo nuestro estos años. Es muy sencillo: yo le echo piropos y ella me insulta. Si la conoces, no te parecerá especial ya que insulta a todo el mundo. Pues sí, es una borde. O como diría ella, es mega borde. Pero como con todas las relaciones abusivas, el abusado siempre busca la aprobación del abusador.
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On Saturday morning while taking a shower, I proceeded to wash my feet. That’s just something I do. I wash my feet with soap, I mind my own business, and don’t hurt anyone. All of a sudden, I started to slip and slide. My life didn’t flash before my eyes, but I did bump against the shower wall and then almost fell through the shower curtain. I no longer have the reflexes and balance as in days past, but I was capable of not doing any damage to myself. Once I regained my composure, I realized that I could have had a mortal accident. I thought, what would happen if I were to fall to my tragic and senseless death in the shower?
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El Ceu-USP Adecco Estudiantes se clasificó para los playoffs al ganar en Ibiza al EBE Promociones-PDV Sta.Eulalia 74-78. Claro, como jugaron en Ibiza, no pude ver el encuentro en directo y por lo tanto me quedo sin comentarios sobre el encuentro. Sin embargo os dejo con una foto de nuestra Rose Superstar firmando autógrafos a sus fans el sábado pasado. Rose Superstar aún no ha decidido si firmar para la temporada que viene. ¿Qué haremos sin ella a nuestro lado en Madrid?
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When asked who is the most famous actor in the world, how many of you would say, “Jackie Chan”? Or for the question, who was the most important female celebrity of the 20th Century, how many would say, “Oum Kalthoum”? In the West, we often forget that the majority of the world’s population is either immune to Western popular culture, or at least, has its own popular culture that influences a greater number of people than our Madonnas, Michael Jacksons, and Fernando Alonsos do. Just as American culture dominates Western theatres, radio stations, and TV, Egyptian popular culture has imperialized the Arab World. And two of its major figures are Oum Kalthoum (also spelled Umm Kulthum), the Egyptian Diva, and Naguib Mahfouz, the Egypian Nobel Prize winning novelist.
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No sé que hacer con Natalia Verbeke. Siempre me pasa lo mismo. Me enamoro de alguna actriz pero por las razones que sean, nunca acaba de cuajar la cosa. Me explico . . .
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There is something about movies that makes my life more difficult and frustrating. First of all, movies set unrealistic expectations of men. Did you ever notice that all of the male protagonists in every movie always have one or more of the following: cool car, cool apartment, or cool job? I have none of these. I have an “Abono Transportes de Cercanias“, which translates roughly as a second rate lamenated photo of myself that permits me to travel on the metro and bus in Madrid as many times as I want in any given month. Wow!!! But, there’s no shot-gun on my pass for passengers. It’s not like you walk around to the other side of the bus to open the door for her.
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El Comité ha decidido que el Premio al Mejor Compañero de la Semana en FON es para . . . espero que no puedo abrir el sobre . . . es para . . . ahora lo abro . . . es para Diego C.
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Llegamos al momento de la semana cuando jugamos “Name that Co-Worker”. ¿Quién será? Para esta semana estamos hablando de una persona que . . .
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Most people love the Spring. In Washington, DC, Spring means cherry blossoms, beautiful flowers, and the first days of wonderful weather. Unfortunately, I have always suffered from allergies to pollen. This means flu like symptons, itchy eyes, asma at night, and a total aversion to being outside and to Spring in general. My solution? I moved to dry, desertified Madrid. The pollen count is much lower, and I barely notice any of the allegry symptons. But not this year.
In Europe people are moving toward using diesel. Diesel is more fuel efficient, less expensive, and less agressive when it comes to Global Climate Change. But, with all things environmental, there is a cost, and that cost is human health. Diesel fuel emmits tiny particles into the air, and when we inhale, these particles stick to our lungs. In Spring, the pollen in the air is inhaled and sticks to diesel particles in our lungs. The result is more people with allergies and greater allergy senstivity, all of this at shocking levels. To make a long story short, for the first time since I moved to Madrid 5 years ago, the pollen has found its way into my lungs.
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