- The media is beating Mr. Trump (by rigging the election) vs. Mr. Trump is capable of destroying ISIS, restoring law and order and safeguarding the National Security
- They’re not nice and unfair vs. Mr. Trump is tough
- Immigrants are bad vs. Trump gets to keep marrying them
- Mrs. Clinton is a liar with a dangerous liberal agenda vs. the Podesta emails prove she is secretly pro-Wall Street, pro-fracking and pro-military intervention (ie, she is a closet Republican)
- Central Park Five are guilty because they admitted to crime vs. Trump is not guilty even though he bragged about repeatedly committing sexual assault
- Mrs. Clinton aided and abetted Mr. Clinton’s behavior as a sexual predator by standing by him vs. Mrs. Trump stands by her man and blames the media.
- Big government, regulation and intervention are bad vs. police are always right, increase Stop & Frisk, build a wall and increase regulation of immigration.
- Taking a knee is unpatriotic vs. claiming elections are rigged
- Protesters are violent vs. Police responding with military equipment are keepers of the peace
- You don’t like it, leave the country vs. Mr. Trump doesn’t like it, we should change the country
- Christianity vs. Mr. Trump
- Mr. Trump will be incredible vs. Mr. Trump’s campaign
For bonus points, if gaming the IRS makes you uniquely qualified to reform the tax system, would:
- a misogynist and sexual predator be uniquely qualified to solve gender inequality?
- an undocumented immigrant be uniquely qualified to reform immigration?
- a jihadist be uniquely qualified to lead the fight against terrorism?
- a drug dealer be uniquely qualified to lead the war on drugs?
- a white supremacist be uniquely qualified to fight racism and antisemitism?
- a corrupt official be uniquely qualified to fight political corruption?
- the Ferguson police department be uniquely qualified to reform racist police practices?
- a man who’s never been a locker room be uniquely qualified to engage in locker room talk?