Carnets de Routes Guatemala: Du 8 au 13 avril 2006

Guatemala Semana Santa

Most of my friends have much more interesting lives than I do. Thus, I am taking the initiative of posting some of their stories. For example, soon you will find interviews with el Granuja and Manolo. To begin with, here is Fadi’s Holy Week story of Antigua, Guatamala (written in French):

Cervantès a si bien su pétrir la triste réalité de la prose quotidienne pour la transformer en poésie croustillante et en illusion satisfaisant l’imaginaire: le Quichotte en preux chevalier avec un « Don pour titre », la roturière –injustement assimilée par la psyché collective à une prostituée !!!– en Dulcinée, les moulins en châteaux (en Espagne bien sûr)… sublimation que nous avons de plus en plus du mal à envisager au quotidien surtout quand, dans le monde du développement auquel je pense appartenir, nous avons à attaquer la pauvreté. Continue reading

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Actualización de los apodos

Sinfonia por Bergantinski 

Si hubiese un premio al compañero con mayor número de apodos en FON, el ganador sería sin duda Mundo Reactivo. No solo se le conoce por Mundo Reacitvo sino también por Mundo, Uranium World, Cantimpalos, Kamikaze (entre otros), y también ahora por el Satelite. A continuación os ofrezco una lista actualizada de los apodos de mis compañeros en FON . . .

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When we were Kings

A Previous Life 

In a previous post about clean water, I introduced my friend Fadi, an environmental health expert. Of all of my friends, Fadi is the one with the most exquisite musical taste. He has introduced me to great music and musicians, one of which is Toufic Farrouk (personally, I recommend Drab Zeen). Toufic is apparently about to launch his new album entitled Tutia. What I did not know was that Fadi had actually done more than amateur playing (he played the flute) and had been in the studio recording with Toufic and Ziad Rabani. In any event, I would like to share this photo from his previous life. There was once a fatalistic article written about Fadi by one of his ex-girlfriends in an English newspaper that I would love to share as well, but it was so ludicrous that I will spare us all. I hope Fadi does not mind me posting this window of lives past.

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Jamón part II: An alternative version

The Matrix

On June 9th, I wrote “Jamón: What nobody wants to admit” about the dark side of Spain’s devotion for its beloved cured pig legs. Allow me to clarify: I am not a huge fan of conspiracy theories, but I do believe that Spanish people bare a hidden secret that they conceal from foreigners like me. As a matter of fact, each time that I bring up the subject in the office, everyone gets very uncomfortable and suspiciously defensive. My theory is that at a young age, children are told by their parents the truth under sworn oath (they are probably even forced to sign an NDA) about how there can be such a vast number of pig legs with so very few pigs. Basically, I have arrived at two possibilities: (i) massive, clandestine imports or (ii) genetically engineered pigs that can regenerate their legs after they have been cut off (yes, sounds like a sci-fi horror movie starring aged and washed up actors).

In any event, my brother, very much the conspiracy theorist, has offered another possibility: The Meatrix. My guess is that he would plea to “fight the power”.

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Zizou Zizou Zizou

Marca Cover: July 2, 2006

It doesn’t matter whether France wins another game in this World Cup. What matters is that Zinedine Zidane has demostrated once again what he is all about. Where was Ronaldinho? He may be the future, but Zizou is still Zizou. Zizou showed the Brazilians what it’s like to play Samba….during his last tango in Germany. Let’s enjoy what’s left of his final matches. Don’t retire him yet.

And by the way, I am rooting for France. Not because I particuarly like the French, but because I love that the French team is made up of immigrants. Rarely do immigrants triumph in Europe, and this French team (like the one in 1998) is an example of immigrants succeeding and becoming national heros in xenophobic Europe.

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The World Cup is playing, but I ain’t watching

Glory Days

For those who know me, you may be wondering why the World Cup is playing and yet I am not watching. There is one simple reason: I HAVE TO WORK. But, games are also played in the evening and on weekends, but I can’t always watch them. Why? Because they are only televised in Spain on the following three channels: Cuarto, la Sexta, and Canal+ Digital. Not everyone gets those stations. Cuarto is open and Canal+ is a pay-for channel. And guess what, they are owned by the same company (which is owned by the dude in Spain who owns everything including the government). La Sexta is a new station and does not have universal coverage. In the US (a non-soccer nation) you can see ALL of the games live. In Spain, not all of them are live and some are not even televised. Only Spain’s matches are showed live. Do Spaniard’s simply not care about the rest of the world?

Isn’t the World Cup an international event of important public interest? Why has FIFA permitted the rights to the event to be purchased by two channels who are not giving open access to the people. What would my revolutionary-fight-the-power brother think of this? Actually, a friend of mine has drafted a letter of complaint to FIFA. He suggests that anyone who is outraged should send the same letter (or similar letter) to FIFA in protest. Please find the letter here:

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Clean Water: Discrimination in the Environment

Sorolla: Children at the seaside

In this week’s edition of the Economist, there is an interesting article on how one of the gravest problems affecting the world today is environmental health — in particular, clean water. Unfortunately, this environmental issue takes a back seat to Climate Change. Without getting into a debate on the best ways to combat Climate Change, be it through the Kyoto Protocol or other means, what is clear (and unquestionable) is that the economics required for compliance with Kyoto have a very limited positive environmental impact in the long term (and none in the short term). At the same time, for a tiny fraction of that money, millions of lives (almost all of them in the poorest countries) could be saved simply by providing people access to clean water. Now it is not uncommon for resources to be dedicated to “sexier” illnesses than for ones that kill more people in less advantaged places — say for example, the lack of funding for something like malaria prevention.

One of my closest friends, Fadi, is an environmental health expert and works on providing clean water (and cleaner indoor air quality) to places in Africa and Asia. In the more developed of these nations, the cause of serious health risks comes from toxic waste, whereas in the poorest nations of Africa the danger comes from a simple lack of clean water. For example, Fadi tells me that, according to Unicef, some “29,000 children under the age of five — 21 each minute — die every day, mainly from preventable causes, of which 4000 from lack of improved water, sanitation and hygiene, i.e., about 1.5 million per year.”

Sometimes I get the feeling that the whole Climate Change/Kyoto debate is really just a silly game of tug-of-war between the US and Europe. In the meantime, children die. Here is the Economist article . . .

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Mi marca favorita de verano

Braguitas

Cada temporada tiene su moda, su estilo, y su encanto. Por lo tanto, las marcas importantes siempre intentan crear nuevas tendencias para cada estación del año. Pero hay unas marcas y estilos que nunca pasan de moda. Cuando me preguntan ¿cuál es tu marca favorita? Solo tengo una respuesta, la más sencilla: la de las bragas. Aquella marca que dejan las bragas. Y sí, puedo llegar a ser más tonto.

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The Fury without the Sound

Botero: Baño

I have recently found that the men’s “facilities” in the office building where I work have come to stink. Now, that is not such a surprise in and of itself as the bathroom has no windows. What is curious is that this overwhelming stench has increased in intensity over the past few days. I think of Walt Whitman’s “Song of Myself” in Leaves of Grass: “I sound my barbaric yalp over the roofs of the world.” But this barbariety does not leap over roof tops, straddling the world. Rather, it permeates within the enclosed walls, soundless in stealth.

As a matter of fact, I have often wondered what exactly makes one’s “air” more fragrant than another’s, or violently more noxious. Here at the office, we all eat the same thing everday for lunch. This makes an examination of the evidence inconclusive. Does this mean that the “air” is not traceable to a sinlge point source, yet attributable to all? Like Milton’s continental man, does the bell toot for thee? Or is there a distinguishable factor making one’s pipes behave differently from others? This is the eternal scatological “chicken and egg” debate. In any event, I will defer to Mark Twain to ponder the routes behind this matter . . .

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¡La Rose Superstar al Barça!

Club de Fans

Por fin tengo la gran noticia tan esperada por nuestros lectores fieles a la sección Rose Superstar de Grave Error. Rose vuelve al club de su ciudad natal donde había iniciado su carrera deportiva en el Universitari (ahora el Barça). Aunque el Barça en el fútbol sea un equipo mediocre (que solo sirve para hacer cantera para el Real Madrid), en el baloncesto femenino es el top de España y grande en Europa.

Debo reconocer que la noticia nos enorgullece a todos los que le hemos seguido estos años (en mi caso solo un año y medio). Es un paso muy importante en su trayectoria y por tanto ahora soy un fiel seguidor del Barça femenino como en su momento lo fui del Estudiantes. A veces quisiera ser más egocéntrico y decir que prefiero que se quede en Madrid. Así la podría tener más cercana y mantener la gran tradición de Makis Makis Cha Cha Cha junto con nuestra jefa Laura. Pero otras veces me alegra saber que es más divertido ser chaquetero y poder cambiar de equipo siempre que en ese equipo esté mi Rose Superstar. O sea que a partir de ahora, esta sección será hincha del Barça equipo de baloncesto femenino.

¡petons amb pintallavis per la meva Rose Superstar i força Barça oé!

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