Three days ago I retweeted the above from @BorowitzReport.
It got me to thinking: why is it that, after all of the years I have lived in and gone home to visit my native Washington, DC, of all of the lobbyists I have known on Capitol Hill, I have never once met a straight Republican lobbyist?
To the same extent, why is it that all of the Arabs I have ever met with the first name “Jihad” are always Christian?
Would you call this irony or is it simple coincidence?