Dave’s Top Ten

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I hate to spread the hate, but I was just watching the latest Top Ten list from the Late Show with David Letterman, and it was pretty funny. Here it is:

Top Ten Sarah Palin Excuses For Spending $150,000 On Clothes

  1. The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: lipstick, Prada shoes, a Gucci handbag, and a few $3,000 suits
  2. In addition to every newspaper and magazine, I also read every catalog
  3. Hmm…excuses? I’ll find some and I’ll get right back to ya!
  4. Because the dollar is so weak, it’s really like I only spent $50,000
  5. I fell for the liberal retailers’ ‘gotcha sales tactics’
  6. Maverick, Joe the plumber, maverick, maverick, William Ayers, you betcha!
  7. Wanted to impress the American voters in the evening gown competition
  8. Auditioning to be Paris Hilton’s BFF
  9. The old man spends more on Polident
  10. Need to look good for the Russians who can see me in Alaska

In his monologue, Dave also had this good one-liner: “Sarah Palin doesn’t shop at low-end stores. As a matter of fact, she thinks Old Navy is John McCain’s nickname.” Jokes aside, I do think, as I have stated before, that the McCain campaign is to blame for the $150,000 shopping spree and not Sarah Palin.

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