Under the Milky Way

Back in 1990 during my first year in college when I was living in the dorms, there was this dorky, awkward kid from South Dakota who lived across the hall from me. I don’t remember much about him, except for the fact that he was always talking about Watertown and listening to the The Church. For some strange reason, people are always confessing their problems to me and asking for my unsolicited advice. Over the past couple years whenever they do so, I always think of a few lines from The Church’s “Under the Milky Way”,

I wish I knew what you were looking for
I might have known what you would find

Besides that fact that I am often sought after for this “unsolicited” and un-compensated counsel, no one ever actually follows the advice that I give them. In any event, here is my abridged story:

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Mis Problemas con las Mujeres

La primera vez que vine a España fue en el verano de 1988. Mis tíos vivían en Madrid y vine a pasar tres semanas con ellos. Mi español era muy pero muy limitado y quizás lo único que sabía yo de esta ciudad era el Real Madrid. A partir de ese verano ya todo es historia. Ahora me considero, con toda la modestia, bastante conocedor de este país y de su cultura, aunque sigo sin compaginar del todo bien con todas las sutilezas comunicativas de las mujeres indígenas de este lugar.

En aquella época en España solamente tenían dos canales de televisión. Recuerdo que por las tardes echaban los primeros episodios de “Fama”, cosa que parecía bastante extraño, ya que en EEUU fue una serie popular a principios de los 80s y en 1988 ya se consideraba bastante hortera.

En fin, un día vi en un programa de televisión a un tío de dos metros que parecía una mezcla de Elvis, mod y punk que cantaba en una voz súper nasal. Me pareció muy curioso. Y ese tipo fue Loquillo.

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Temptation

I have been thinking about a friend of mine (let’s call him “Alfie”) who is going through a tough time because he is breaking up with his girlfriend after five years of dating (and for the past year maintaining a long distance relationship). And of course, it is his decision, so she is having an even harder time. I have been working very hard to have compassion for them both, but I suppose, I am just at an age where these matters do not seem as important as they once did when I was younger. Here are my feelings on the matter:

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¿Pulp Fiction en FON Spain?

Pulp Fiction en FON Spain

. . . Xabi y el Sueco Ibérico dedicándose a fonear a España. Son muy diferentes pero tienen la misma misión.

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Zapatero, Judicial Independence and a Lack of a Clear Separation of Powers in Spanish Politics

Botero: The Rape of Europe

As a U.S. trained lawyer living in Spain and following Spanish politics, I am often frustrated by Spain’s political debates and constitutional system. In the US, there is a very clear cut definition of the roles of each of the three branches of government and a richly defined and well conceived division of powers amongst each. In the US, we are quite proud of our system of checks and balances, whereby each branch of government is allotted certain, separate and distinct powers with counter-balancing powers alloted to the other branches. This concept is known as the Balance of Powers.

In recent weeks, though, a debate in Spain has risen as to whether politicians should critique the decisions of judges. In other words, whether the Executive or Legislative Branches have the right to criticize the Judiciary Branch and whether, if so, politicians are in fact questioning the very independence of the Judicial Branch. This entire debate has come about due to certain judicial decisions (and pending decisions) with respect to members of ETA. PSOE, the ruling political party, has denounced the PP, the opposition party, for second guessing judges. Although, in my mind, PSOE is only arguing for total deference to judicial independence to keep from getting its own feet wet, PSOE is completely mistaken in it logic because of the very nature of the Spanish constitutional system which is actually in need of either restructuring or greater Executive, and Legislative oversight. Allow me to explain:

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Two Videos from FON’s First Anniversary Party

Here are two more videos from FON’s First Anniversary Party. The first one is Antonio Saez, General Manager of FON Spain. The second one is Martin Varsavsky, the CEO and Founder of FON. As I have mentioned, I was in charge of moderating. I first introduced Antonio, and after Antonio’s speech, I then spoke and presented the FON employee’s Spoof Video. Then Ola (the Swedish country manager) introduced Martin, and Antonio and I ended by giving away Skype Phones.

For the time being, my portions of the evening have not yet been published by Vpod.tv. Let’s hope I am not being censored. I do believe, though, that they will in fact upload my part and scenes from the rest of the event as well.

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Spoof Video for FON’s First Anniversary Party

On Tuesday night, FON celebrated its First Year Anniversary at the Teatro Lara in Madrid. This is a spoof video that some of us employees made. This video was produced by Jorge, Elena and Iurgi and filmed and edited by Vpod.tv. Thanks to Martin’s great sense of humor, none of us lost our jobs, especially me who had the arduous role of imitating him.

Hopefully soon we’ll have the video of my moderating fiasco.

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Unfortunately

Unfortunately, I am a much better public speaker than I am a lawyer. Unfortunately, I am not THAT funny and surely not funny enough to make a living doing stand-up. Unfortunately, what I really love to do most is to find ways to express myself through words (public speaking or writing), but I am only pleasant to read or listen to in small doses. Unfortunately, I am fairly shy one on one, but very outgoing when in front of a crowd. Unfortunately, orgies aren’t my thing. Unfortunately, at my age, I still quite haven’t found a place professionally to fully satisfy my “expressive” needs. But, fortunately, I do have a place where I am building something with others and having some fun.

Soon to come are the videos from the FON One Year Anniversary Party, where as seen in the picture (thanks to Teo), I was able to moderate and do a little public speaking. Unfortunately, I am definitely not photogenic and end up looking more of a blurry geek, poser than what I really am.

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Another Failed Attempt

A friend and co-worker at FON, (who I will not name) is one of the nicest guys I know. He is also very mature and intelligent for his age, and has a position of considerable importance in the company. But, no matter how hard he tries, he just can’t quite seal the deal.

We have callled many emergency sessions to discuss strategic planning, and yet it is all to no avail. Even Tuesday night at FON’s One Year Anniversary Party where he appeared to have more options than anyone else on the guest list, he returned home empty-handed. My immediate diagnosis would be that he is an “enamoradizo” that distracts him from focusing. Consequenly, I dedicate this classic Beatles’ tune . . .

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Medina Flight

I just ran across this excellent video that takes the viewer through the medinas of Fez and Marrakech.

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