Drama at FamilyCo.USA. You almost have pity for the fool. It’s almost too played, cliché and depressing to be true. Besides being the spitting image of every rich brat from every movie you’ve ever seen, how many fits has Jr. thrown at the dinner table about daddy loving Ivanka more, about being the older brother who gets stepped over. Ivanka gets all the good, high level White House positions. The ones that the most qualified people in America used to get. Even daddy seems to respect Ivanka’s husband more than Jr. But Jr. is smart, he can help out too. But when he tries, Jr. goes and screws everything up.
Like Ross Douthat says, he’s “the hapless Don Jr. — the Gob Bluth or Fredo Corleone of a family conspicuously short on Michaels“. And now Jr. has hired the mobsters’ lawyer. Who would have thought?