John McCain has now told his supporters, and I commend him for doing so, that Barack Obama is a decent person, a respectful family man, and that America should not be worried if he is elected. If anyone should be worried right now, it’s not the Americans but my neighbors in Madrid. I just recently received two care packages from my mother. As mentioned before, the first one included a book and photos of Barack and Michelle Obama. The second was full of Nutter Butters, my personal favorite.
Between the artificially flavored peanut butter cookies, the recently enhanced Moroccan babouch collection, and the campaign paraphernalia, the neighbors must be very disconcerted by the strange yanqui in their midst.