In general, I don’t consider myself a selfish man. I try to be generous and kind. But there are times when I have to draw the line, and that line is often drawn with palmeritas. Why should I share my palmeritas? I often think that my co-workers want one of my palmeritas simply because they see how much I enjoy them. It’s pure envy. The unselfish thing would be for them to stop coveting my palmeritas and to cease expecting me to be unnecessarily unselfish.
Sólo queda una bolsita.
¡Egoistas!