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Grave Error 
Bloody hell, is that what we are reduced to, at this point in the history of the dumbing down of America?
Hominids who have the time to be offended, have too much time, and too little cerebral acumen with maintaining an active purpose.
Yes, protect the stupid lest their shere idiocy causes them to harm themselves. So much for personal responsibility.
Ack … personal responsibility?
Go back to Europe you commie!!! We’ll have none of that here. In America, anything that happens to me, is invariably your fault, and I have the legal counsel to prove it beyond a shadow of the necessity of truth.
Of course, it will require monetary recompense, as I am a victim, obviously, of your bad judgement in not making my all encompassing, groundless needs and existence of self-serving personal glorification your main priority.
Viva la Herd!!!